ANIME ASSULT! part II

The Runner Kid
Once upon a time, there was a Runner kid. she was so sad and alone and then one day the runner kid's dad took her to an animal shelter. So he drove her there, and it was a really long and boring car ride. And then we got there! And there was a dog in a cage and it was barking at the runner kid and her dad. Then they walked into the cat room. And the runner kid's dad said "I don't like cats with 2 colors or more than 2 colors." So then they walked around and found a black cat and they asked the lady if they could take the cat out of the cage. The cat had only half a tail. The runner kid's dad said, "I want a cat with all of all of it's body parts." And then we got the cat next to him. He was scared of this really mean and ugly cat that was big and fat. And then this little black cat hissed at him. So then they took him to the counter and bought him! It took a long to buy him. A really long time. Then they finally bought him. And then the runner kid took him in the car. And kitty-napped him! And then he went and jumped on the runner kid's dad's head and scratched out his eye balls. But he healed quickly...becuase he's immortal. So then they got called Yamashomi but Yamashomi couldn't come over to see the new black cat. Yamashomi's older brother was mean and didn't want to take her. Just for five minutes. And then we named him Angus. The END.
there once was a cat that was black.He never got really fat.He got a stye in his eye.he thought he would die.So then he sat on a mat.Cause that rhymes with cat. THE END